2016年3月26日星期六

GATE 自衛隊 彼の地にて、斯く戦えり 炎龍編 12 [最終回] + 終感 (by litoa)

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今集完全證明了整個動亂篇的「動亂」根本用半集就能解決。


到底還是不明白皇太子哪來的自信覺得可以和自衛隊一戰。


 


 


終感:


明明和魔劣完全一樣是右派軍武肥宅wish fulfillment自high大作,但奇怪的是我討厭魔劣得要死,這套卻全無反感,甚至看得有點開心。


最決定性的分野是自覺吧?魔劣不知是作者沒自覺還是壓根兒不理,好像從沒意識到自己作品的前提有多白痴,覺得有人真的會buy那腦殘設定,結果出來一面正經的裝B放屁。這套則完全相反,一開始就明白拿著二千年科技的差距去打仗是一件多白痴的事,是明知前提很蠢而繼續玩下去。出來兩者的tone有著決定性的分別。這套很清楚真的要打的半集就可以收工,而且直認不韋也不去裝什麼B,全套只是當一場表現來玩,整套的tone都是輕輕鬆鬆的,不會去裝有什麼像樣的危機,只是大家一起去等最後放煙花而已。就好像Avengers一樣,大家都明知反派不會真正有什麼作為,只是看一堆主角一齊放威能。


現在想來,Gate = Avengers;魔劣 = MOS/BvS的確是個不錯的對照。


評分:76/100


 


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最好現實的宅過到Ranger…

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「今年的國防預算又用完了。」

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慢著,自衛隊可以自己出去接job的嗎?w

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皇太子快逃啊!

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老實說,你們直接衝進去也沒人阻到你們。

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根本他們怎警惕也阻止不到你們。

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問題是:伊丹應該老早被點相了吧?

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[王女][凌辱][奴隸][M字開腿]

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你們當真覺得自衛隊要人幫助嗎? w

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對,只有妳這麼蠢明知有危險還自己送上門。

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\黑肉/

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其實我覺得很多帝國士兵還是不知道槍怎運作的。

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你有二千年科技樹去追 w

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可以打自衛隊了。 w

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他們連炎龍也殺過啊…

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raid boss

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好腿

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gg ez game

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王女已是伊丹的人了。

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不得不配服皇太子不是嚇到瀨尿。


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「因為預算用完了,所以就不畫了。」

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這比騎兵衝坦克更白痴。

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自衛隊:「你們怎麼老是覺得你幫到我們?」

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你們還是快upgrade吧 w


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你誰?

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「順便」

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好像伊丹直接殺了皇太子就簡單多。

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反正自衛隊一來就GG

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兔子不要動心啊!

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你想怎做? ww
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又一堆白鴿去送死了。

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幹!

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這時現實的自衛隊兵營:「幹!最好當自衛隊有這麼好康! (血淚)」作者你根本跟所有現役自衛隊過不去吧?

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「我捅過你一刀,以後我就是你的人。」

結果自衛隊的傷亡數還是零。

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憲兵大人!

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只會被當成cosplay吧? w

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安西教練!


全劇終。

多謝閱讀。

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